From Barney-bashing to frat parties to homicidal video games, something in American society broke into a million pieces, and it’s never been put together again… or is this just who we were all along? Over and outLonghorn.A thought-provoking exploration of the spectacular rise and fall of Barney the Dinosaur’s furious backlash - and what it says about the human need to hate. Wow! This is a good version of Windows Vista. Next time, I'll play your Windows Vista computer instead of Windows Longhorn. Caillou: Oh, no! My computer died! I have to press the "Upgrade" button to upgrade Windows Vista. Barney: I'm sorry, but the code is EXTREMELY WRONG! Here Is The Correct Code: 4 8 15 16 23 42! If you have entered that, you would be safe and continued playing your Windows Longhorn computer, but that didn't happen, so I will CRASH YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW! Black Screen of Death Narrator: Your computer is dead, and you have to upgrade to Windows Vista. Caillou: That's it, Barney! Take this! Barney: Okay! I had enough of turning it off! You punched me, and that's the last time you did something wrong! Yeah, that's right! The Timer Is Down To Thirty Seconds! You are lucky that I will give you an extra chance, but you have to enter the code within 30 seconds! Caillou: This shouldn't be too difficult. Stop turning it off! The timer is down to 5 minutes. Evil Barney: I can't believe you are still turning off your Windows Longhorn computer. Caillou: That's got to be the dumbest thing that I've ever seen! Really dumb! I'm turning off your system. Evil Barney: You cannot answer GoSkype calls during a Barney Error! That also counts as turning off your Windows Longhorn computer! The timer is now down to 10 minutes. The timer is now down to 15 minutes! Caillou: Rosie's calling me on GoSkype. Evil Barney: Hey! You are not allowed to change the amount of chances and turn off counts! That also counts as turning off your Windows Longhorn computer. Caillou: I'm going to change the chance count to 1,000,000 and turn off count to 0. God-ingous-dang it! Why still can't it shut down? Evil Barney: Why do you always turn off your system so much? Are you trying to ignore me? Another time reduction and it's now 30 minutes! Leave your system alone. Caillou: Goddammit! Why can't it shut down? Evil Barney: You! (3x) Why do you always turn it off? Another time reduction has occurred and it's now 1 hour! Caillou: Yawn. Hi-yah! The computer screen rebuilt itself? How? Barney: Breaking the computer screen also counts as turning it off. This time, don't touch it! Caillou: That does it. Barney: How dare you block me again? That also counts as turning it off. Caillou: Hey, Barney, I have something for you. Caillou: You still can't tell me what I have to be doing this! Barney: Why are you still turning off your system? It makes me mad. We Are Now In Evil Mode! Leave your system alone. Yes! (圆) Oh, no! It didn't work! How can this be? Barney: How dare you block me? You know I need to see you. What? You turned off 4 times! This is your last good chance. Why do you always turn off your Windows Longhorn computer? You know that makes Barney angry! Another time reduction has occurred. You turned it off again! The timer is going to be cut in half. The timer will be cut in half the next time you do it. Barney Error Announcer: Hey! Did you turn your Windows Longhorn computer off when I told you not to? That is not allowed on Barney Errors. You get 20 chances! Caillou: You can't tell me what to do. LAST REPEAT: If you do, you get a strike. REPEAT: Do not turn off your Windows Longhorn. Zola placed Barney inside his lair tied him up and put a bomb in there. Barney Error Announcer: We interrupt your Windows Longhorn session for a Barney Error. Transcript GoAnimate Maze Game Announcer: WARNING: The following game contains scary scenes that may be too intense for younger players. Changing Chance Count to 1,000,000 and Turn Off Count to 0ġ4: 30 Seconds (Well, you know that 4 minutes and 30 seconds are better than 1 minute.).Blocking With a Sign That Says "We Hate You Barney!".Windows Vista ( upgrade at the end of this video)Ī List of Strikes That Can Count as Turning it Off.Black Screen of Death Narrator - Lawrence.5 A List of Strikes That Can Count as Turning it Off.
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